How to p MCSE, CCNA, CCNP in very less time?

You can download the books for those tests from torrent sites, sign up to testking.com, actualtests.com (its not cheating just because it better prepares you for what kind of question will be on those tests) and basically practice this stuff on your own computer or junk one if you have it to better learn and remember it, because essentially, that is all you really are doing in those cles, is practicing the material on a computer.